We are saddened to report the death of Bea Arthur at age 86 due to cancer. Crank up their theme at deafening volume in honor of this tremendous actress.

This is a step in the right direction for KFC that feels neither forced nor contrived. They’re not like McDonald’s who are preaching health-consciousness, when all we want is the f*cking McRib on the menu full-time. Colonel Sanders is God and as far as I’m concerned, underutilized.

Thank you very much to all who tuned in the last two weeks. These are just some notes. Hope you enjoy them. Take it easy.

Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison, Fleetwood Mac, Hot Dogs, Foreign Languages, and The Song Of The Day!

Professional wrestling is choreographed, but by no means is it fake. If you’ve ever been a fan, check out these leaked scripts of Monday Night Raw.

The Maspeth Post Office – where you can get a stamp for $60 and smell every culture of human, all while waiting on line for 2 hours. Enjoy.