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This is why I hate summer.

7 August 2010 4 Comments

By: Andrew

If I ever have a son that looks like this, I'm killing myself.

In four weeks, I will wave goodbye to my least favorite time of year. Autumn will be welcomed with open arms. Summer was cool when we were kids. The end of the school year meant freedom. As an adult, I can’t fathom how the allure of dripping in sweat excites people.

Yes, these people really exist - really.

The one thing I hate the most about summer is knowing it’s coming. And no, it’s not the change in weather. It’s not the longer days. I know summer is coming when I see the first moron, driving his Honda Civic with rims worth more than the car itself, blasting ridiculous techno or club music. And then there’s the “lean” to, of course. The seat has to be at 70 degrees. The arm needs to be outstretched. Don’t forget the “I’m cool” face. This is how I know summer is coming, and I hate every minute of it.

Another thing that gets me is the way these morons drive. A light will turn green, and they will accelerate, only to get caught at a red light 100 feet away. They then come to a screaching halt, look around, purse their lips, and make like they’re “ill.” I have to be honest, when they rapidly accelerate for no apparent reason, I pray a wall magically appears in front of them.

If you’re one of these people, and you listen to All Knowing Force, rethink you’re life. You’re not being a rebel. You’re merely falling in line and nothing separates you from the idiot a thousand feet behind you doing the same thing.

Four more weeks, and they hibernate until mid-spring. I can’t wait.

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4 Comments »

  • frogger19x said:

    I see them in Howard Beach daily.

    HILARIOUS BRO. HATE THESE LOSERS MAN

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  • Carla said:

    POSER. It’s not a word I’m fond of but it applies to all these people. It’s rare I make it to Long Island but this is far worse out there.

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  • mAAT said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    THAT NEW EMINEM SONG IS ON THE RADIO 24-7

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  • paper trail said:

    Make Snooki go away! Please!

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