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Andrew Reviews Kentucky Grilled Chicken

24 April 2009 6 Comments

By: Andrew Marten

My name is Andrew Marten and I hereby support Kentucky Grilled Chicken.

Ronald McDonald Gazes at The Man

Ronald McDonald Gazes at The Man

This is a step in the right direction for KFC that feels neither forced nor contrived. They’re not like McDonald’s who are preaching health-consciousness, when all we want is the f*cking McRib on the menu full-time. Colonel Sanders is God and as far as I’m concerned, underutilized.

I, Andrew, have tasted Kentucky Grilled Chicken, which is probably from a shed outside Hoboken, but whatever. It’s amazing. I suggest you all try it as soon as possible. And remember, a real man, and I repeat a real man, grabs his woman and says, “B*tch, we goin’ to KFC.” If that woman agrees to go, it’s instant grounds for marriage. Seriously, do real men want to go to these fancy restaurants where Pierre brings you a chicken breast the size of a crouton? No. KFC Grilled Chicken. All hail Colonel Sanders. And yes, “Colonel” is how you spell “Kernel” … son.

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6 Comments »

  • Carla said:

    I have to try it this weekend. I’ve never been a KFC kinda girl. Sanders is a cool guy.

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  • darius said:

    KFC doesn’t hold a candle to Popeye’s and their tremendous Spicy chicken.

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  • Oscar said:

    KFC Grilled trumps Popeyes any day of the week Darius.

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  • subway6 said:

    Popeyes blows KFC out of the water any day of the way but the grilled is good. Popeyes rules though.

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  • Moosey said:

    HA, you guys dont have Bo’s OR CookOut, you got SCREWED!

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  • semperfi said:

    I know what you’re talking about. The northeast sucks for this type of food. We’re stuck with the KFC’s of the world. All you ghetto folks – what about KENNEDY friend chicken? Is that still around?

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